Here is A's next installment in his summer movie preview. Enjoy!
XOXO-J&C
Opening June 27
Wall-E
Starring: Voice of Fred Willard, Sigourney Weaver, and a bunch of other people
Do I really need to say much? If you haven't seen the trailer yet, do it now-www.apple.com/trailers. I live and die by Apple Trailers. Disney-Pixar hasn't let me down yet, so I'm anxiously awaiting the antics of this adorable robot on the big screen. Will it be good? Fuck yes, it will. Pre-rating: A+.
Wanted
Starring: James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, and Angelina Jolie
The action-packed preview definitely looks promising, and Morgan Freeman is always good. But will this be another Alexander for Angelina? Does anyone even remember that overblown epic of disastrous proportions? (C says: That's what you get for editing the gay sex scene out) Regardless, the spy story, the actors, and the preview are all adding up. Plus, James McAvoy is so hot right now. Pre-rating: B+
Opening July 2
Hancock
Starring: Will Smith, Jason Bateman, Charlize Theron
Well, lets disregard the recent rumors that Will Smith may be a Scientologist (C says: At least he doesn't have a child bride) and focus on the story- a superhero who sucks at being a hero. Sounds original, right? Throw in a comedic genius Jason Bateman and foxy Charlize Theron, and you may have two hours of cinematic gold. (C says: If you get to call out Angelina for Alexander, then I get to call out Charlize for Aeon Flux, because at least Alexander still had gay overtones) Pre-rating: B+
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